Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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