when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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