I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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