Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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