it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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