You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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