Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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