Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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