ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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