Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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