I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It's no shave November. This is our time.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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