She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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