I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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