I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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