Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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