I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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