No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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