glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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