She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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