Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I could make wine with my vomit
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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