So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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