I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
