shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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