I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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