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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.

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(517): View more from Michigan

In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.

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it's a Wednesday?

(419): View more from Ohio

:)

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(720): View more from Colorado

I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.

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(443): View more from Maryland

This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.

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(713): View more from Texas

Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol

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