Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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