i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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