Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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