No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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