i barfeds in our rink
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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