i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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