i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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