ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
