the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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