It's Friday. Sex?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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