is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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