"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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