I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
