Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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