Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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