he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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