Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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