the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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