I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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