Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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