totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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