My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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