Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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