You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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