do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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